Thursday, April 5, 2012

Prayer can change your fate, too


Prayer can change your fate, too (Found Object)

Prayer can change your fate, too.
Have your problems
brought you down?
Here is some instant relief.

An open challenge.
Benefits shall be accrued
within twelve hours flat,
with full guarantee.

Every desire fulfilled,
one hundred percent.
[Jpeg Saibaba, saffron saturated,
right hand in abhaya]

Laxmi slips through fingers?
Make profit in business.
Be free of debt.
Succeed in employment.

Has someone
fed you something?
Made you drink something?
Is love betrayed?

Love marriage? Tie the knot
with the one you desire.
Domestic strife? Get the lot
out of the divorce.

Does that other woman
your man has taken
rob you of your sleep?
Be blessed  with a manchild.

Alleviate court matters.
Find success in films.
Cut back on masturbation.
100%, immediate satisfaction.

Problems solved, A to Zee,
by Baba Amanjee Bangalee
(Jogeshwari East),
Enchantment Specialist.

2 comments:

jinu kurien said...

I need a 'baba' who can guarantee a girl child.

as any fule kno said...

...well the next time you get a 'baba' , you can put him in a pink frock-chaddi and call him 'baby'.